My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
harryststyles: harry: let’s finish this the way we started harry: together voldemort: NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
quagslre: sometimes i think im ugly but then i remember all of those hot white girls holding up signs saying “youre beautiful” and remember im not (:
stannis: omg everything is so great
stannis: i've got renly's armies I CAN'T
davos: listen, i—
stannis: I AM GOING TO KICK SOME FUCKING ASSSS
davos: but really—
stannis: lannister ass tbqh
davos: I STG SOMETHING IS UP WITH MELISANDRE'S VAGINA
doctor-wholmes: Am I the only one who goes on tumblr while they’re supposed to be getting dressed and just ends up blogging in their underwear for an hour?
exit152: the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles
Captain Jack Harkness: hey i just met you
Captain Jack Harkness: and this is crazy bu-
The Doctor: NO.
The Doctor: STOP IT.
friend: what's otp stand for?
me: one true pairing
friend: tell me about your one true pairing
me: which one