you: go back in ttime to the court of the first McDonald. “s-sire, in the future thy name will mean.. a clown selling hamburger” you’re sweating “a jester merchant who selleth meat & bread” this was not a good idea
June 2013
“Satan. That’s where I go for my evil. I get my bucket, and I go down to the well, I say, ‘Satan, are you down there? I gotta be evil today.’ So I lower the bucket into the well, and the lava comes back up, and I drink it. And it hurts, but then I take some Alka-Seltzer and some Pepto-Bismol. No, I don’t know. I really don’t know. It couldn’t be anything further from who I actually am, just a tall, lanky, goofy person.”
— Michael Shannon, on where he gets the ability to be so evil onscreen (x)
perks of living with me:
- quiet
- makeup all over our towels
- hair everywhere
2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in
“Raising a child is like taking care of someone who’s on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad.”
—Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews)
instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move
i want to be friends with william shatner and it makes me sad that that will probably never happen
No but,
It’s actually astounding how little we all talk about the fact that God dated a fangirl that wrote incestuous gay fanfiction based on his gospel while he was pretending to be a prophet.
i now realize that you are talking about supernatural
if you think having thick hair is a blessing youre wrong
you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
i love how on tumblr there are people who agree with things and people who disagree with things but the only thing we all agree on is that leonardo dicaprio deserves an oscar
I don’t care if he wins best supporting actress just let him win one already.
