1. phlurp:

    My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

    (via flnch)

  2. clementinemorrigan:



    I have been a cat owner my whole life and I literally never knew that tiger lilies and stargazers were also highly toxic to cats.  Even drinking the water from the vase that lilies are in can kill the cat!  I brought in a tiger lily from our yard today and just thought to look it up and found out (and of course removed the lily from our house as soon as I saw).  How scary!

    Other toxic flowers for cats:

    • Amaryllis (Amaryllis sp.)
    • Autumn Crocus (Colchicum autumnale)
    • Azaleas and Rhododendrons (Rhododendron sp.)
    • Castor Bean (Ricinus communis)
    • Chrysanthemum (Chrysanthemum sp.)
    • Cyclamen (Cyclamen sp.)
    • English Ivy (Hedera helix)
    • Kalanchoe (Kalanchoe sp.)
    • Lilies (Lilium sp.)
    • Marijuana (Cannabis sativa)
    • Oleander (Nerium oleander)
    • Peace Lily (Spathiphyllum sp.)
    • Pothos (Epipremnum aureum)
    • Sago Palm (Cycas revoluta)
    • Spanish thyme (Coleus ampoinicus)
    • Tulip and Narcissus bulbs (Tulipa and Narcissus sp.)
    • Yew (Taxus sp.)

    Important info for cat friends!!!

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  3. nmtd text post captions (part 1/2)

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  4. ladywhiskerzz:

    That last one tho

    (Source: best-of-memes, via pelvic---sorcery)

  5. flighttune:

    Good evening. Welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor…

    This man is an absolute genious, he is the true Punmaster

    (Source: youslyraccoon, via stuffertystuffstuff)

  6. transparent-flowers:

    Indian Lotus, also Nelumbo nucifera.

    (via daisina)

  7. amourpizza:



    im really mad at how accurate this is

    A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.

    Is that even the same person

    (Source: meme-meme, via conscientiouscoattwirling)

  8. runawaymarbles:

    x-men + text posts (8/?)

    (via charoftheuniverse)

  11. candlehat:




    LETS PLAY A GAME. It’s called: Who directed it TIM BURTON or HENRY SELICK

    We’ll start with the 2009 Laika film Coraline based on the novel by Neil Gaiman. Do you know who directed it? Burton or Selick?


    Did you guess yet?


    If you guessed Henry Selick, you would be correct. Tim Burton actually had absolutely nothing to do with Coraline at all in anyway ever. Reminder: Tim Burton has NOTHING to do with Coraline. At all. But that was an easy one. Let’s go to the Walt Disney Pictures adaptation of Roald Dahl’s novel, James and the Giant Peach next.


    Think you got it? Are you sure? Better double check…


    Oh, look. It’s Henry Selick again! Tim Burton actually interacted with this project, though only as a producer. Bet that was tricky… Next one! Let’s go to the Disney/Touchstone Pictures film Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas.

    imageHave you guessed it correctly? Have you really?


    Yep that’s right. Even Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas was directed by Henry Selick. Though Burton wrote the poem and created the characters in which Nightmare was based he didn’t have much interaction with the project beyond that. At the time he had already signed off to direct the film Batman Returns and did not want to be involved with the “painstakingly slow process of stop-motion animation.”

    Looks like it was a trick quiz. But now you know Henry Selick, whom people rarely know of is responsible for many of the most well known stop-motion animated films. The more you know!

    This isn’t even being qeued. This is just being reblogged, because some of you still don’t understand who directed Coraline.

    Burton didn’t even have a TANGENTIAL connection to Coraline but because it was advertised as “from the director of Nightmare Before Christmas” and people think Burton directed Nightmare (or even wrote the script or did much of anything but visit the set off and on) they still equate Coraline with him.

    The same thing happens to “9” because people don’t get what “produced by” means.


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  12. get to know me meme → [1/10] favorite female characters - Buffy Summers
    I’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about.

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