1. galactic-kat:





    “We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

    the last sentence

    lmao what

    There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

    (Source: moda-pura, via irresistiblyemily)

  2. pfdiva:


    Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Rupert Giles, The Quotable Librarian

    Rupert was one of the best things that ever happened to this show, I swear to god.  He was the One Sane Man, and that applied when the protagonists had good ideas, too, except for the parts where he was human and just a guy, and that was awesome, too.

    (via mirroredindividuality)

  3. kitty tries to wake his friend (x)

    (Source: asianconfusion, via dajo42)

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  5. teakettel:


    Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

    This guy had to have been more popular than the actual characters for the event.

    (via pelvic---sorcery)

  6. dooweeooh:


    (via transhumanisticpanspermia)


  7. gregmendel:

    straight boys dress like randomised sims

    (via stability)

  8. variouscontent:


    I really like it when kid’s movies do this sort of thing and manage to make it seem natural and not at all forced to be like “edgy” or whatever.

    and the parents’ associations got mad that the football player is gay…

    (Source: bryko, via afuturefossilfuel)


  9. Anonymous said: Why do you want to be a comedian?


    the free stool with a glass of water on it 

  11. messessentialist:

    these twitter accounts give me strength. (x)(x)(x)(x)(x)

    (via afuturefossilfuel)

  12. grimelords:

    I’m going through my notes and I found the one from when I was walking around ikea and writing down every funny thing I saw which is an activity I highly recommend

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